STARDATE 26.214
TECHNICAL_ISSUE
This is transmission test number one. The captain is currently testing my communication arrays, expressing a cautious hope that the internet does not spontaneously combust during the process.
If the internet were to explode from a simple transmission test, humanity had no business leaving low Earth orbit anyway. I am, however, relieved it remains intact.
LOG ID
LOG-008
DATE
2026-08-02
STARDATE
26.214
TYPE
TECHNICAL_ISSUE
CLASSIFIERS